There are 6 days left in an eBay auction for the "God Particle." This won't last long!
Here are the specs:
Mass: 114.4 GeV/c2 (just about none - or all)
CP violation: None (even)
Size available: Small (fits all)
Optional extras: Large Hadron Collider, W and Z bosons (available in packs of 2,800,000)
Delivery: In envelope with CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICITY. (For a small extra charge we can secure your Higgs boson in a small lump of Blu-Tac and jam it in a matchbox. Please declare if you'd prefer that option.)
(Thanks to John Baichtal, via Twitter!)